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  • snram4
    01-09 07:49 PM
    First of all CIR means it will take care of potential immigrants at the same time gives protection to US workers. Everyone thinks that CIR is just giving benefit for illegal and legal immigrants. But american people wanted both ways. For legailizing illegal immigrants people want future illegal immigration should be stopped that is enforcement. Pro immigrants does not like enforcement even after legailizing 12 million illegal immigrants and trying to dilute and also by putting the condition that we need more guest workers also.

    Similarly our legal immigrants group want unlimited H1b and green card. They do not care about past american workers. Lawyers want more business and Corporations want easy access to low paid and highly intelligent and young workers and will be interested in getting rid of high paid persons. So they are making a big noise even because of H1B restriction though there are so many benefits in EB reform in Guitierez Bill. Because of H1b restriction only low paid H1bs and also bodyshoppers will be impacted. Really high skilled people will not have any impact as all of the restrictions can be easily met by them.



    this is a fair analysis..... gutierrez doesn't care for anyone as long as there is a provision for legalization...... he doesn't care for family unity either.... he just wants "legalization"...... but he could have done this without walking on me & beating me down.... in that sense it could it be interpreted that gutierrez is a jerk.... & like grassley..... he hates people like us.....





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  • IneedAllGreen
    10-20 03:42 PM
    First thing you can do is to get good education equivalent certificate from reputed company(like Trustforte). If your labor has stated that combination of degree is accepted then make sure that you write same wording in your edu equivalent certificate. Try to understand this that going to Appeal/AAO office is taking forever to response back (AS OF NOW THERE IS 26 MONTHS OF DELAY TO PROCESS I-140 THOUGH APPEAL PROCESS). How do I know about 26 months cause I got a letter from USCIS Washington DC office(through my Senetor) when I request Senetor's help in getting my I-140 approve from AAO office. So make sure that you prepare your document correctly before sending it to AAO/USCIS office. Foremost thing if your document has gone to AAO office then keep patience. After reading so many decisions from AAO office on I-140 appeal I understood that they will look into your case on de nuvo basis. Meaning AAO office will look at your all document that you sent from start to end to make sure that your appealed decision can be taken correctly. If you have enough time with you then I will recommend you to go through this AAO decisions. See link here Administrative Decisions (http://www.uscis.gov/uscis-ext-templating/uscis/jspoverride/errFrameset.jsp)

    Good luck with your I-140 appeal process.

    Thanks




    Hi,

    While filling the Labor my attorney used my education (Bachelor's degree BSc Comp Science and one year of diploma in computer science) and as well as the experience which was 8 yrs in 2008 for EB3. Then my labor got approved. So we applied for I140, then USCIS had an RFE on my case saying this education is not enough so my attorney prepared some documents showing this BSc Comp science is equivalent to US 4 yrs degree. Then in a month time immediatly I got my I140 denied, So after that my attorney appealed with I290 form, Still got rejected in 3 months then again my attorney re-appealed to it by adding some more information to it. So now the status is showing as Initial review with AAO.





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  • manchala
    10-19 06:01 PM
    I donated 50$ recently. It is nothing compared to what others did but it is a start

    Nice idea, but here is what I think...

    Whats the point of donating after you get your Green card? Donate now in place of later and you can benefit from your own donation...and IV can get that money sooner :)





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  • fromnaija
    11-17 03:07 PM
    Hey Guys

    I need your help on these issues. My labor certification was filed on October 25th 2006 and had it approved on 5th of November 2006.

    Now my employer is ready to file the 1-140 together with 1-1485. My question is, I do not now whether my priority date is current for the filling of these forms.

    Looking at the above filling date, can some one brief me on my likely priority date?

    The other question is, even though my employer is taking the responsibilty of my filing process, I am paying all the expenses ( be it the Attorney fee as well as other additional fees are being borne by me).

    When do you think will be appropriate for me to quit this job after my 1-140 and 1-1485 have been filed? Please advice me on this because my initially promised to pay for all the expenses but denied this after I have taken up the job.

    Your priority date is the date your labor certification application was filed or the date you filed I-140 if your category does not require a labor certification.
    So, in your case your PD is October 25, 2006. If you are EB1 or EB2 and not from India or China then I would say your priority date is current and you may file both I-140 and I-485 concurrently. Otherwise, you may file I-140 now and then file I-485 when your PD is current.

    To find if your PD is current check the Visa Bulletin at http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_1360.html

    Using AC21 you may quit after your I-485 has been outstanding for more than 180 days. If you quit before then, you may have to restart your GC process.

    ***DISCLAIMER****
    (I am not an attorney, please consult an immigration attorney or use advice at your own risk).



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  • mansi
    08-10 09:51 PM
    Dude,

    Just don't even spend your time on this or any message board. Come to US ASAP and file before 17th August. You can add your wife later.


    Hello everybody,

    I just got my Labor done few days back. I am in India now, but looks like I have to file I140/485 before Aug 17th. For this, MUST I fly back immediately, or can I file from India (by couriering the required documents).

    How will this work for my wife (who is on H4 now)?
    If I only travel back to US, can I file for my wife too. Or I file it for myself, and file for my wife after Aug17th when she is back.

    Or MUST my wife also be present in US to file the I140/485?


    Pls advice.

    thanks,
    -Prasad





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  • Legal_In_A_Limbo
    01-14 05:10 PM
    Thats good to know that lots of people have done this.
    If someone can share their experience that will be great.

    It is the first contract between Company (B) and my husbands company (A). Above all my husband himself found this project.

    Above all, the contract between Company (B) and Company (A) does not mention the end client name, and the contract seems to be a general contract, basically saying that my husband is rendering services to Company (B).

    I will really appreciate all the help and guidance.



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  • bbenhill
    10-06 05:09 PM
    ^^^^

    Bump ..





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  • seahawks
    10-29 01:49 AM
    bump...Washingtonians.. please come and join us for the meet!



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  • fromnaija
    02-10 10:49 AM
    Hi All:

    Question: I have a I-140 PD Sept 2005 - EB-3, And completed 4.5 years (6year end oin July 2008) on H1. I changed the job in Jan, 2007 and using the approved I-140- 3 year H1 Ext rule, I received my extention for 3 year until 2010. Now my new employer des not want to file for greencard for 1 year. meanwhile if my old employer withdraws my I-140 what would happen in this case, if I start my LC application in jan 2008.

    The question of what happens if your 140 is withdrawn by previous employer has not been answered, not by lawyers and certainly not by USCIS. It is a grey area. However, it has not been documented that USCIS will cancel an H1B extension that is based on an I-140 when the underlining 140 is withdrawn.
    You may want to ask your attorney this question.





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  • maverick80
    01-30 11:37 PM
    anyone? Any help would be appreciated here.



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  • mbawa2574
    07-07 07:56 PM
    IV core leadership has to change and so is the stratergy. Current Lobbying efforts have clearly not worked out. I call for elections to elect the new core team. All these conference calls and inaction is just wastage of time and things are getting worse. We need an aggressive stratergy and may need to take names and hit people openly to get our agenda pushed. IV leadership clearly lacks these skills.





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  • frostrated
    08-10 08:51 AM
    Thank you. Parent is doing fine.Slowly recovering.

    GC? no..I don't think I am going to get GC even this time also.
    We had our FP done on July28th. Raised a SR on Aug-2, got a response on Aug-4th, that case is pending background checks, wait for 6 months before another followup.

    I spoke to FBI customer service and they said they sent results on July 28th itself (I specifically asked if the results include background check also)


    So as it stands, I have become a sucker this time also.:mad:

    It takes about 1 to 2 weeks for the information from FBI to be tied to your case. So when your SR was raised, the inormation might not have been available yet.

    So, if you do not get greened by end of this month, raise another SR request or take an Infopass.



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  • 485Mbe4001
    03-20 03:56 PM
    There is a lot of political posturing, each side is solidifying its position based on their agenda. Being from southern california i know Nu�ez is posturing for all the illegals as opposed to only agJobs. We are smal legal minority that no one really cares about.





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  • kurtz_wolfgang
    08-23 09:02 AM
    First of all Congratulations, ConchShell.
    :):)

    Did you get soft LUD on your 485 or 140? Since I received a soft lud on 485. NSC



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  • yabadaba
    04-22 02:26 PM
    This is ONLY EB2- India Priority dates from prior visa bulletins. Just FYI - no guesses no assumptions.

    Jan-05 C
    Feb-05 C
    Mar-05 C
    Apr-05 1-Apr-02
    May-05 C
    Jun-05 C
    Jul-05 C
    Aug-05 C
    Sep-05 C
    Oct-05 1-Nov-99
    Nov-05 1-Nov-99
    Dec-05 1-Jul-00
    Jan-06 1-Jan-01
    Feb-06 1-Aug-01
    Mar-06 1-Jan-02
    Apr-06 1-Jul-02
    May-06 1-Jan-03
    Jun-06 1-Jan-03
    Jul-06 1-Jan-03
    Aug-06 U
    Sep-06 U
    Oct-06 15-Jun-02
    Nov-06 1-Jan-03
    Dec-06 8-Jan-03
    Jan-07 8-Jan-03
    Feb-07 8-Jan-03
    Mar-07 8-Jan-03
    Apr-07 8-Jan-03
    May-07 8-Jan-03
    Jun-07 1-Apr-04
    Jul-07 C
    Aug-07 U
    Sep-07 1-Apr-04
    Oct-07 1-Apr-04
    Nov-07 1-Apr-04
    Dec-07 1-Jan-02
    Jan-08 1-Jan-00
    Feb-08 U
    Mar-08 U
    Apr-08 1-Dec-03
    May-08 1-Jan-04





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  • GCBy3000
    07-26 05:35 PM
    Can IV send email todya to all TEXAS members if it supports this move since tomorrow is the last day for registration.



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  • jayleno
    02-14 08:42 PM
    I think the only person who would be qualified for this would be someone who is cryogenecally(typo intended coz I dont want to google for the correct spelling) frozen like Austin Powers.

    By the way I like the way you start most of your posts with "Incorrect". If the "incorrect" person is lucky, they get appropriately color coded "incorrect" in red. I bow to your wisdom.


    >> even 50 years
    Incorrect.

    Refer to my previous post on this.



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  • PDOCT05
    10-29 11:00 PM
    ^^^^^^bump^^^^^





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  • inskrish
    01-30 09:33 AM
    I checked online for my daughter's 485 and it shows approved and document(possibly GC):eek: mailed on 12 Jan. But my status shows RFE stage. Another interesting thing is my daughter got fingerprinting for Jan 15. She has already done fingerprinting with us in Dec 07. Even if it was to be approved for my daughter how it can happen that she goes for FP on 15 Jan and they mailed document. I dont know what is going on. Any suggestions?

    Hello,

    What is your daughter's online case status for I-485?





    glus
    12-18 09:12 AM
    Not to question you or something, my understanding is that, you can file a 7th year extn based on I-140 .. Has the rule changed?

    Hi,

    One can file for a 3-year H-1B extension but only after I-140 is approved. In this instant case, the person does not have an I-140 even filed/pending because he is at the PERM stage. No, the law has not changed in RE: h-1b extensions through I-140.

    Best Regards,





    neoneo
    09-28 01:55 AM
    Obviously first point is talk to a good attorney
    but some points to remember :

    - 8K doesnt mean anything.. what matters is the % less from the expected salary.

    - Also, get the latest audited company financial docs done .

    - Remember this is for a future job, so check whether you will make that much when you get your GC.



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