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  • JunRN
    11-05 12:32 PM
    The good thing though, if your PD becomes current and you file AOS for them, they will follow your PD and will be approved along with your case. Meaning, your wife will always be in queu with you and overtake those with later PD.

    The bad thing, if you don't maintain your H1, they will be out of status unless you got them their own H1 or apply for F1.

    Worse is if they have to go back to your home country and wait from there.





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  • shirish
    09-15 11:43 AM
    It still says Aug 15th. I don't think they will release it yet.


    USCIS is posting the processing times on the same date as they mentioned on the document......unbelievable, Hope its not a USCIS mistake.





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  • Karthikthiru
    04-05 06:40 PM
    http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/apr2007/db20070405_778533.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index





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  • lostinbeta
    10-21 01:51 AM
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  • ChainReaction
    04-02 02:28 PM
    I had filed for my 6th year h1b extension without the lawyer , I did so bec the paper work was similar to my last extension ,and i saw that lots of people on the IV forum had Filed the H1b extension themselves.

    Anyways, my human resource personal hired a new secretory and she some how misplaced my H1b receipt/possible RFE? , I have the EAC # from my cancel check ; when i check my status online it says case received and pending my PD is Jan08 ,2007 and the CSC is processing Jan. 13th, my question is if a RFE is issued will that be posted on the online case status website? I have asked the HR to request a duplicate copy from INS , should i also ask them to contact USCIS over the phone in addition to the written request?





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  • pushkarw
    12-21 01:13 PM
    Have you contributed to the MILLION dollar drive? Please visit the funding thread!



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  • JunRN
    11-05 04:31 PM
    Can we discuss something about "Follow-to-join" and what it is all about? That is one thing I don't understand.

    Thanks!





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  • nousername
    04-29 09:55 PM
    Dude, not sure what your question is.. Earlier you said your transfer is already in process so why this question?

    Anyway, if I understand your question correctly then here is the answer:
    1. Look for a new job
    2. Once you have a new job offer, have that new company sponsor your H1. Practically it is like filing for a new H1.. The only difference is that you use the old visa #, hence you are not subjected to annual cap (which as is does not matter now days).
    3. For the transfer have an attorney file for your case. You can do it either normal process, which takes 6 to 9 months (or use to take that much time) or apply under premium process, which takes 15 days. Under normal process you can start working with the company once you have the transfer notice, which comes in 10-15 days (note, this is not approval, just a notice stating that USCIS received your case).

    As far as pay stubs are concerned, just give what you have.. On the side note, see if your old employer can give you a letter stating you are on unpaid leave. This will surly buy you some time.

    Thanks you very much for your reply.

    I have paystub till Jan 09 . All the copanies are asking for recent paystub, but I don't have. My question is:

    If any company interest to transfer my H1B, how it will work for me ?



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  • lost_in_gc_land
    01-24 01:46 PM
    Hi
    Am in the same situation, 221(g) yellow form Mumbai since mid-November. Still in India awaiting further indication from the consulate. Have had lawyers call DOS, have called the consulate a few times but the response is standard - awaiting feedback from Washington, no way to expedite.
    Sucks...sorry you have to go through this too. Feel free to pm me if you like





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  • fromnaija
    07-21 05:24 AM
    Not necessarily. Since GC is for future job, it's not impossible for the employer and the employee to be in different cities.

    You better check to see if you are invalidating your entire petition.

    You may get denied if they determine that the job you are taking is not where you originally stated. I say this because, if you haven't even filed for AoS then you clearly can't be using AC21 portability at this stage.



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  • Templarian
    08-31 11:36 AM
    http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/9483/stargatemh6.gif

    Can you guys think of any comics you want in smilie form (I tried xkcd, but thats a hard smilie to make). So far we have:

    Calvin & Hobbes
    Garfield
    Dilbert

    Somone want to give a crack at foxtrott.





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  • gc_kaavaali
    07-16 05:03 PM
    i don't see july processing times...it still shows june times.



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  • sammyb
    03-20 02:54 PM
    I was wondering with only 4 clean posts how could you get a red dot :) ...

    and on the issue of SSN, when I first came to this country I had gone thru the same but in my case I got the card after 6 weeks of the application ... but this wait was painful ... fortunately my company provided me salary advance (or say some money in advance which they later adjusted with my salary) and I survived ...





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  • newlife2
    09-19 10:15 PM
    Guys, I was just laid off and have efiled i539 3 days after the termination date for a status change to F2. Now working on the application letter. Do you think I should mention the layoff in the letter?

    If I do mention it:

    Con: The layoff might quickly catch the eyes of the immigration officer and if he want to check my status, he could find out the 3 days OOS.

    Pro: My previous job was well paid. By mentioning it, I give the reason that why I want to stay at home as F2 instead of keeping the well paid job.


    I guess I will mention it in the letter to explain the whole situation and hope everything will be all right. Let me know if anybody disagrees asap, I will mail out the stuff with in next two days.



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  • yabayaba
    10-11 10:35 AM
    It not the right time to start campaign. All policians will be busy in elections an they may not hear waht we say. After elections may be the right time to do.





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  • rajmalhotra
    02-08 04:46 PM
    This refers to only duplicate filling through same employer, there are no rules for applying multiple fillings through multiple employers:

    "Mr. Aytes expressed concern that people might file duplicate petitions in order to increase their chances under the randomized selection, and USCIS plans to issue a regulation to prevent such duplicative filings. If an employer filed another petition with a minor change in the salary or the worksite, it would be considered a duplicative petition. Mr. Aytes warned that both petitions would get rejected"

    From www.immigration-law.com
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    01/28/2008: Risk of Multiple Filing of FY 2009 H-1B Cap Cases
    � Question: We run an IT consulting business for the employers and are scheduled to file a number of FY 2009 H-1B cap cases in coming April 2008. I understand that in FY 2008 H-1B cap filing, employers filed multiple H-1B petitions for the same foreign worker for the same position and some were successful in obtaining H-1B in the lottery. What are the chances that the same opportunity may be available in FY 2009 H-1B cap filing?
    � Discussion: The USCIS is predicting that the FY 2009 H-1B cap numbers are likely to run on the first day, April 1, 2008, Tuesday. It is also obvious that the agency may have to go through a random selection lottery process again this year. The USCIS recognizes the problem of multiple petition filing for the same employees by the same employers and has released an information that this year the agency intends to sort out such multiple filings and reject or deny all of them. It must be a challenging task for the Service Centers to undertake such work, but it is obvious that unlike the previous year, the risk of filing multiple petitions by the same employer for the same employee for the same positions will be substantially high since the USCIS has been developing so-called "account system" of immigration benefits processing and adjudication. No one knows how far the agency has gone to develop the account system. One of the accounts the agency was expected to develop was to develop the employer account databases.
    � However, there is a legal issue as to whether the USCIS can either reject or deny the multiple H-1B petitions for a given alien by the multiple different employers for different positions. Such multiple filings will not give any benefit to a given employer, but from the perspectives of the alien employees, the chance of random selection may increase substantially. It is uncertain whether the agency will expand their policy against the multiple filings by the multiple employers, but in the event they adopt such policy, the agency may face legal challenge in courts by the U.S. employers. From each employer's perspectives, it may be construed an illegal deprivation of their rights to petition for a required foreign worker, particularly when each employer had no knowledge of other employers' filing of the H-1B petitions for the same employee. Interesting question to watch ahead.


    This yr for H1B's whoever applies from more than one employer then his application will not be considered in the random pick.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=16188



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  • dealsnet
    04-13 09:14 PM
    Citizenship of child do not consider for cross chargiability. Only the birth place of spouse will taken into consideration, if you file with details shown in the petition.

    Child can be charged to either parent's country's quota, reverse is not allowed.
    http://www.hooyou.com/news/news050807cross.html


    Hi,

    I am Canadian citizen lived in Canada for 9 years. In 2005, I moved to USA on TN visa. Here is my case details.....

    Priority Date : Jun-06
    Category : EB2
    I140 Approved : 08/15/2006
    Chargeability : India
    Processing Stage : I-485, EAD, AP
    I485 Mailed Date : 07/02/2007

    My daughter is born in Canada in year 2000.

    My quastion is can I use my daughter's birth country for cross chargeability. I know this is not very common, most of the time spouse's country of birth can be used for cross chargeability. But while I was googling I found the defination on the below website....

    http://www.visapro.com/Immigration-Dictionary/C1.asp
    Cross Chargeability : When a Green Card applicant is subject to a quota waiting list, but is the child or the spouse of persons born in a country with more favorable quota, the applicant may cross charge to the most favorable quota.

    I would really appreciate your help.

    Thanks





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  • gconmymind
    10-31 01:46 PM
    Some of my friends have already received EADs without the FP.

    I am still waiting for receipts - filed 13th August





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  • Motivated
    06-18 11:34 AM
    donated $50; learned about the organization on June 8, participated in the event - not knowing any of the issues. Was an eye opener to the legislative process. I did not do much, just accompanied the IV members to the meetings - these members were well prepared to present the case as well as to answer questions. I am impressed, and here I am registered and donated.
    Thank you IV for being pro-active. Feels good to be part of the action.





    gcdreamer05
    08-11 11:26 AM
    Guys,

    We have to come up with some numbers so we can plan our life ahead. Please vote only if your Application is pending. This is not for EB3-I who are already approved.

    Thanks.

    It is so pathetic to see ppl with 2001 PD have still not got GC in EB3, then what will happen to people like me who are in 2005 PD Eb3 :confused:





    san3297
    08-31 01:07 PM
    Cant i use the I 94 attached to my 797 document.Will it not solve my problem.



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